I'm Julia. That is all.

Society's Corpse

commanderinqueef:

windows98:

horny is the ugliest word ever why couldnt it be something cute like rainbows

u make me so rainbow

(via rlymax)

unfreshing:

this is the creepiest thing i’ve ever seen on facebook


(via blackmormon)

blackmormon:

i was born in Phoenix, maricopa county. and in first grade we had to bring in a picture of the city we were born in. when i presented i said “i was born in arizona!” and i thought i was cool bcus everyone else was born in rhode island and then this one kid said “U WERE BORN IN THE SAND” and all the kids started chanting “SAND BABY SAND BABY” and i cried and tried to explain that people lived there and i was born in a hospital but no one believed me

jakeforjesus:

That was funny but I dont like you so im not reblogging it

(via joshfrancesgay)

instagrampa:

isn’t it simply majestic?

It’s a freaking carpet omg

instagrampa:

this is a dog

it’s called a “puli”

It looks like a flying carpet omg

nigjig:

how do boys make gun noises so good

(Source: 14carat, via richwhitelesbian)

yesiknowiamtall:

girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch

(via shavingryansprivates)

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

(Source: vanillish, via barackcitybitch)

officialsalad:

wizbiz:

officialsalad:

how do i make boys like me

act fake and dumb and shallow.  And don’t have an opinion about anything.  However, if you want a man to like you and appreciate you, be yourself.

OH MY GOD

(via barackcitybitch)

vondell-swain:

“he really thinks his cheez-its are going to last for 900 years!”

(Source: itsvondell)